tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71448162011-04-21T17:52:09.573-05:00Jason has many thoughts throughout the course of the day. Here is where he'll share them... most of them... well, some of them.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.comBlogger8341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1140227070849144672006-02-17T19:43:00.001-06:002006-02-17T19:44:30.850-06:00

Saw this site for Airsoft Guns. For the time you need to tell the cops something else.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1140227027311881472006-02-17T19:43:00.000-06:002006-02-17T19:43:47.313-06:00

Saw this site for commercial office chairs. You know, the chairs you watch while the Superbowl is on.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1140226972165462412006-02-17T19:41:00.000-06:002006-02-17T19:42:52.166-06:00

Saw this website for stock option investing. Your money is safe investing in dot.com.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1140226893516182362006-02-17T19:40:00.000-06:002006-02-17T19:41:33.516-06:00

Saw this site for car insurance quotes. I'm thinking I better not get into an accident before I click here - BAM!

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1140226806006669192006-02-17T19:38:00.000-06:002006-02-17T19:40:06.023-06:00

Saw this site for mother's day flowers. Because your mother wants flowers and your father wants a tie. Just like society likes it - traditional.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1137862234530291652006-01-21T10:49:00.000-06:002006-01-21T10:50:34.543-06:00

Saw this site for a personal injury lawyer. It's good to know your injuries are taken personally.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1137429280488353852006-01-16T10:33:00.000-06:002006-01-16T10:34:40.503-06:00

Saw this site for Viagra Attorneys. Because they're on the rise.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1137353822302788882006-01-15T13:36:00.000-06:002006-01-15T13:37:02.303-06:00

Saw this site for silver market. Apparently it's an advertisement for the USA Olympic team.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1137353721403145002006-01-15T13:32:00.000-06:002006-01-15T13:35:21.416-06:00

Saw this site for diamond stud earrings. If you're looking to say, I wanna have sex with you, then this is the way to go.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1137253736852274312006-01-14T09:48:00.000-06:002006-01-15T13:37:51.353-06:00

Saw this site for Search Engine Optimization. Because no one likes a little bit of effort. Give me this site. OK, it's www.GUESS.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1137253674374612292006-01-14T09:47:00.000-06:002006-01-15T13:38:24.463-06:00

Saw this website for valentines day flowers. How else can a man say, I screwed up?

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1132413124384146142005-11-19T09:11:00.000-06:002005-11-19T09:12:04.386-06:00

Saw this website for malpractice lawyers. Because, apparently, there's a lot of BS going around.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1132413067832972742005-11-19T09:10:00.000-06:002005-11-19T09:11:07.846-06:00

Saw this website for yellow diamond rings. With all the different colors of rings, they now could be sponsored by Skittles, a rainbow of flavors.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1132353448086396182005-11-18T16:36:00.000-06:002005-11-18T16:37:28.086-06:00

Saw this website for Risk Management Jobs. Apparently, my risk management is staying away from jobs like these.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1132353354694280952005-11-18T16:34:00.000-06:002005-11-18T16:35:54.706-06:00

Saw this website for Pet ID Tags. Because you can love your dog, you just can't LOVE your dog.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1131625520740347982005-11-10T06:24:00.000-06:002005-11-10T06:25:20.740-06:00

Saw this website for Psychotherapy T-Shirts. I'm guessing they're like mood rings, so don't touch me for too long.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1131625442422088922005-11-10T06:23:00.000-06:002005-11-11T18:45:05.973-06:00

Saw this website for silver investors & investing. One time I invested three months into a chick and she still didn't put out.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1131539415634111562005-11-09T06:28:00.000-06:002005-11-09T06:30:15.636-06:00

Saw this website for bextra lawsuits. The drug is "used by millions of Americans to relieve symptoms of acute arthritis and painful menstrual cycles." Uh, wonderful. Not only do I have painful menstrual cycles, I now have millions of people knowing about it. Great.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1131539303738245612005-11-09T06:27:00.000-06:002005-11-09T06:28:23.753-06:00

Saw this website for Mortgage Refinancing. The first thing that has to be done is moving out of your parents' basement.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1131452878448703372005-11-08T06:26:00.000-06:002005-11-08T06:27:58.450-06:00

Saw this website for emerald diamond rings. They say the ring should be worth two months' salary. But what if you're unemployed?

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1131452732544313512005-11-08T06:24:00.000-06:002005-11-08T06:25:32.556-06:00

Saw this device for a gps navigation. It helps people find their way. And if you're anything like me, who knows hardly anything about GPS systems, you can be lost when you're lost.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1130978458424107172005-11-02T18:40:00.000-06:002005-11-07T21:39:58.900-06:00

Saw this website for precious metal market, in which, "market information and news is critical for precious metal investing." No wonder metal detectors are such a big hit.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1130978385069245982005-11-02T18:38:00.000-06:002005-11-02T18:39:45.086-06:00

Saw this website for pink diamond rings. I'm guessing this is where Prince shops.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1129738513451583272005-10-19T11:13:00.000-05:002005-10-19T11:15:13.460-05:00

Saw this website for vioxx lawyer, in which Schwartzapfel, Novick, Truhowsky & Marcus, P.C. want to help you. Talk about narrowing down your law degree. A vioxx lawyer.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1129658909015911622005-10-18T13:06:00.000-05:002005-10-18T13:08:29.023-05:00

Saw this website for Debt Consolidation, in which you can get out of debt. You never see websites dedicated to getting IN to debt. Oh wait, yeah you do - porn!

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1129645222424511412005-10-18T09:16:00.000-05:002005-10-18T09:20:22.430-05:00

Saw this website for diamond men's watches, in which the watches are "elegant, authorized, luxury." Have you ever noticed the more expensive the watch is, the more outdated it is? Like the cheap ones are digital and the nice ones have Roman numerals on it. It's almost like watches are the only product out there that are OK to be dsylexic.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1128808205327708412005-10-08T16:47:00.000-05:002005-10-08T16:50:05.333-05:00

Saw this device for a portable gps handheld. It helps people find their way. And if you're anything like me, who knows hardly anything about GPS systems, you can be lost when you're lost.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1126202617209948922005-09-08T13:02:00.000-05:002005-09-08T13:03:37.216-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Thief nabbed after online sale to victim," in which, A German thief stole a man's in-car navigation system and unwittingly auctioned it online back to his victim, who had police arrest him, authorities said Wednesday." I wonder if he gave him a negative rating. Because those can hurt.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1126148555444138892005-09-07T22:01:00.000-05:002005-09-07T22:02:35.450-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Wal-Mart CEO vows aggressive discounts." Apparently, the yellow dot will now be a moon.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1126117390658213952005-09-07T13:21:00.000-05:002005-09-07T13:23:10.663-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Remains of Old Ship Found in San Francisco." In a related story, "Barry Bonds back in Giants' dugout."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1126111255669870822005-09-07T11:39:00.000-05:002005-09-07T11:40:55.676-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Stars to Sing in 'Emmy Idol' Contest," in which,"The Emmy Awards will be singing a different tune at this month's ceremony, and it could be a classic.In an "American Idol"-style competition, stars and singers ranging from William Shatner to Donald Trump to Frederica von Stade will perform themes from TV series, with viewers able to pick their favorite song via online or

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125927203445221902005-09-05T08:31:00.000-05:002005-09-05T08:33:23.453-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Gas Prices Drive Man to Commute by Horse." This story wouldn't be so newsworthy if the man worked as a jockey.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125708894654902662005-09-02T19:53:00.000-05:002005-09-02T19:54:54.660-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Camera Helps Identify Unknown Sea Creatures." In a stunning sound bite, the Loch Ness Monster said, "OK, you got me. I'm for real."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125663566433731482005-09-02T07:18:00.000-05:002005-09-02T07:19:26.440-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Court rules in favor of fat man in a Merc," in which, "A German court has ruled that Mercedes must release a man from a car lease deal after a dispute over whether he was too heavy to drive the luxury vehicle, Bild newspaper reported Tuesday." In a related story, "Tommy Boy rules in favor of fat man in a little coat."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125495827351393002005-08-31T08:42:00.000-05:002005-08-31T08:43:47.356-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Unhappy birthday as Roddick swept out of Open." Is this really news? Has he EVER met expectations? All he has is a hard serve.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125336906861584022005-08-29T12:33:00.000-05:002005-08-29T12:44:49.610-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Katrina Floods New Orleans, Gulf Coast," in which, "Hurricane Katrina plowed into this below-sea-level city Monday with shrieking, 145-mph winds and blinding rain that flooded homes to the rooflines and peeled away part of the Superdome, where thousands of people had taken shelter." All I can say is, Damn Katrina and the Waves. At least, pretty soon, everyone will be "

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125240979653920912005-08-28T09:55:00.000-05:002005-08-28T09:56:19.660-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Pope Calls Pilgrimage 'Extraordinary.'" In a related story, "Spectators Observing Call Pope 'Boring.'"

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1125151656279907232005-08-27T09:05:00.000-05:002005-08-27T09:07:36.286-05:00

Saw this article titled, "12-Year-Old Tells of Escape From Shark." Shortly after, the boy discussed how he stole several cheat codes off the Internet.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124912883895295742005-08-24T14:46:00.000-05:002005-08-24T14:48:18.513-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Evangelist backs off Chavez assassination call." Now calls for wedgie and taunting. Nah, nah, na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124808298905025422005-08-23T09:43:00.000-05:002005-08-23T09:44:58.910-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Report: Obesity Rates Up in Most States." The good news here is, obese people are the majority. No more name calling for them. Now we just need a report that says, "Ugly people rates up in most states."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124548838723521182005-08-20T09:34:00.000-05:002005-08-20T09:40:38.730-05:00

Saw this article titled, "CBS News Asks Interns to Develop Ideas." The network then said, "Oh, and we need 100 copies of this and it looks like the coffee maker is empty."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124491052510251072005-08-19T17:36:00.000-05:002005-08-19T17:37:32.516-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Report: Palmeiro Offered No Explanation." To sum up, "Period!"

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124308749268263782005-08-17T14:57:00.000-05:002005-08-17T14:59:09.276-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Pope apologizes twice for being forgetful." He actually only wanted to apologize once but forgot he did the first time.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124149196422596502005-08-15T18:38:00.000-05:002005-08-15T18:39:56.426-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Study: Most Wild Chimps Are Southpaws." In a related story, "Yankees Call Up Wild Chimps."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1124112824166740452005-08-15T08:32:00.000-05:002005-08-15T08:33:44.173-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Fireman admits to starting fires." In a related story, "Garbageman admits to picking up garbage." In even a related story, "Manny admits to being Manny."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123872249603029512005-08-12T13:42:00.000-05:002005-08-12T13:44:09.610-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Palmeiro documents arrive at House panel investigating perjury." In a statement, Palmeiro said, "I did not testify in front of Congress, period!"

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123783726381787812005-08-11T13:06:00.000-05:002005-08-11T13:08:46.396-05:00

Saw this site about Natural Search Engine Optimization, in which, "Online search is the most widely used method of attracting qualified visitors to your Web site. According to Jupiter Research, 82% of online shoppers know exactly what they want when they log onto the Internet and almost half of them use search engines to find solutions and vendors." Much better than the unnatural optimization

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123772775174853132005-08-11T10:03:00.000-05:002005-08-11T10:06:15.183-05:00

Saw this site about, Lactose Intolerance, in which, "Lactagen is the only real solution to the problem of lactose intolerance." Well, thank goodness, it's about time we stop tolerating lactose. We're not going to stand for it anymore.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123700771242265712005-08-10T14:05:00.000-05:002005-08-10T14:06:11.250-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Another Jackson Juror Expresses Doubt." In a related story, "Another Jackson juror gets book deal."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123611104666542742005-08-09T13:10:00.000-05:002005-08-09T13:11:44.673-05:00

Saw this article titled, "U.S. Appears Headed for a Peanut Surplus," in which, "Right now, the United States has too many peanuts and that, experts say, could be bad news for the peanut commodity program unless something is done to whittle down the piles." And they're not just talking peanuts, they're talking peanuts.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123604247444216522005-08-09T11:16:00.000-05:002005-08-09T11:17:27.450-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find," in which, "Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said." Now, we have to find a report that gets men out of calling women the next day.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123509634297351492005-08-08T08:57:00.000-05:002005-08-08T09:00:34.306-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Paper Apologizes for John Irving Review," in which, "A month after running a negative review of John Irving's new novel, The Washington Post has run a negative review of that review." In a related story, "Two new Irving books released: The World According to John Irving and The John Irving Rules."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123334530719693212005-08-06T08:19:00.000-05:002005-08-06T08:22:10.726-05:00

Saw this article titled, "English enters into media for Latinos," in which, "Eager to reach younger and more affluent U.S. Hispanics, advertisers, publishers and cable television networks are discovering it is best to speak to them in their own language--English.""Spanish may be the dominant language of Latinos, the fastest-growing ethnic group in the country. However, for bilingual,

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123267025203153592005-08-05T13:36:00.000-05:002005-08-05T13:37:05.210-05:00

Saw this article titled, "NCAA Bans Indian Mascots From Postseason." And now you're going to take THAT away from them too.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123097320649377722005-08-03T14:27:00.000-05:002005-08-03T14:28:40.656-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Korean First to Successfully Clone a Dog." In a related story, "Korean restaurant now offering seconds on daily specials."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123091456764605792005-08-03T12:49:00.000-05:002005-08-03T12:50:56.770-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Woman Allegedly Sells Favors to Elderly," in which, "Police charged a 19-year-old woman with selling sexual favors to two elderly men for $4 and $6 each. Stacy L. Kendall, 71-year-old William R. Claypool and 83-year-old Carmen A. Nocera were arrested just outside New Castle on Friday." For four bucks and six bucks, why that's disgus... that might be worth it.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123089382277849792005-08-03T12:15:00.000-05:002005-08-03T12:16:22.286-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Spacewalking astronaut repairs heat shield." While out there, said to also take off flyer that read, "New Chinese restaurant open now! What a bargain."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1123073678780886342005-08-03T07:53:00.000-05:002005-08-03T07:54:38.786-05:00

Saw this article titled, "US Senate approves museum honoring women." The museum is asking Senators, please don't touch the women.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122913800838198942005-08-01T11:28:00.000-05:002005-08-01T11:30:00.846-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Dog Beats Most in Swim From Alcatraz." In a related story, "Prisoners escape; city in panic."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122846100149196572005-07-31T16:39:00.000-05:002005-07-31T16:41:40.156-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Bush to Address Boy Scouts at Jamboree." Apparently, he will be singing, "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes, Yee Haw!"

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122755515839076352005-07-30T15:30:00.000-05:002005-07-30T15:31:55.846-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Man Wants to Create Town for the Deaf." It said, "MAN WANTS TO CREATE TOWN FOR THE DEAF."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122753657975479572005-07-30T14:55:00.000-05:002005-07-30T15:00:57.983-05:00

Saw this site about Postcards. Lots of postcards. How long are you going to be out of town?

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122738568667450272005-07-30T10:47:00.000-05:002005-07-30T10:49:28.673-05:00

Saw this site for Boston Office Space, in which, "Located in the South End, this handsome brick and beam facility consists of 20,000 square feet of office space, onsite parking, café, copy center, administrative support and concierge service available to all clients." Now, I just have to find a job in Boston. But then again, I can just fax stuff there.

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Saw this article titled, "Blind Teen Amazes With Video-Game Skills," in which, "Brice Mellen is a whiz at video games such as "Mortal Kombat." In that regard, the 17-year-old isn't much different from so many others his age. Except for one thing: He's blind." In a related story, "Blind teen with controller seen yelling at boxing match."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122564559210540822005-07-28T10:27:00.000-05:002005-07-28T10:29:19.216-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Australia seeks to breed test-tube sharks." In a related story, "Shark attacks on the rise in Australia."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122477545095882422005-07-27T10:17:00.000-05:002005-07-27T10:19:05.103-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Jerry Lewis to Receive TV Academy Award," in which, "Jerry Lewis is getting the television academy's prestigious Governors Award in recognition for his more than half-century of work on behalf of muscular dystrophy." The event will last all day and there will be clowns on unicycles. Also, a girl singing "Annie" tunes.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122387921164777132005-07-26T09:23:00.000-05:002005-07-26T09:25:21.170-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Noisy school kids have mouths taped." In other news, "Cute school kids have sex with teacher."

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122326603960167742005-07-25T16:20:00.000-05:002005-07-25T16:23:23.966-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Jane Fonda to Oppose Iraq War on Bus Tour." Apparently, she'll tell you to look to the right to see some architectural structure and then behind that, a sign that reads, PRESIDENT EVIL.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122305391670139092005-07-25T10:28:00.000-05:002005-07-25T10:29:51.676-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Wal-Mart to Nearly Double Stores in China." Well, obviously. Everything Wal-Mart sells is made in China.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1122132533043530272005-07-23T10:27:00.000-05:002005-07-23T10:28:53.050-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Call me HAL: Japan looks to robots for elderly care." Apparently, the conversation was like: "I'm not going to change her diaper. You do it.""I'm not going to do it.""What about Mikey-5000?" Mikey-5000 changes the diaper with a smile. "Mikey-5000, he likes it."

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Saw this article titled, "Rice Makes Surprise Visit to Lebanon." And by surprise, they mean, "Oh shit! What is SHE doing here? And where's the puppet at?"

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121968066590741082005-07-21T12:45:00.000-05:002005-07-21T12:47:46.596-05:00

Saw this link for Bextra class action lawsuit in which, "The popular painkiller Bextra (Valdecoxib), used by millions of Americans to relieve symptoms of acute arthritis and painful menstrual cycles, may double the risk of heart deaths, heart attacks and strokes. On April 7, the Food and Drug Administration requested that Pfizer suspend sales of Bextra in the United States due to the increased

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121952464589734592005-07-21T08:25:00.000-05:002005-07-21T08:27:44.596-05:00

Saw this link about Auto Insurance in which "We provide an auto insurance quote and rate for all 50 states! We offer a convenient way to comparison shop for auto insurance." Now, I just need to get me a car.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121880720442294792005-07-20T12:27:00.000-05:002005-07-20T12:32:00.450-05:00

Saw this link for Web Database Software, in which "Alpha Five was designed to provide you with enormous power and flexibility." According to a testimonial: "You don't have to know how to use it -- just let Alpha Five know what you want to accomplish, sit back, relax and watch Alpha Five do the rest for you." – an Alpha user. So, if I get this, I can say, "Go to Steak 'n Shake and get me a Frisco

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121870632842564812005-07-20T09:39:00.000-05:002005-07-20T09:43:52.850-05:00

Saw this cool link called Italian Villa Rentals. Apparently, you can get a nice rental in Tuscany and other places for you and your friends and family. The prices are reasonable for some, but for others like the Casa Il Campo, for a two month stay it'll cost you $5950. Casa Il Campo? They should change the name to Casa Friggin Fortune.

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121701870641813802005-07-18T10:48:00.000-05:002005-07-19T07:52:56.786-05:00

Saw this interesting link for Dot Flowers, flowers for funerals, or funeral flowers. A nice array of flowers for your lost one. It's nice to see that these beautiful flowers will never be admired by the dead. Why do cemeteries have the best landscaping?

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121701342014797082005-07-18T10:41:00.000-05:002005-07-18T10:42:22.020-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Victims Hope to Get Answers From Rudolph." The number one question: Santa isn't fucking real, is he?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050718/ap_on_re_us/eric_rudolph_8

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121609246901308312005-07-17T09:06:00.000-05:002005-07-17T09:07:26.906-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Man Sued Over Mailing of Feces, Garbage," in which, "A man is being sued by Missouri Attorney General Jay Nixon for allegedly sending garbage and even feces to eBay customers who thought they were bidding for new or slightly used clothing." Talk about WANTING your stuff to get lost in the mail.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050717/ap_on_re_us/ebay_garbage;_ylt=

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Saw this article titled, "Must be bad news for local beauty pageants..." in which, "Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said on Tuesday." So, we should be on the lookout for robbers with huge tits?http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050713/od_nm/brazil_breasts_dc;_ylt=Ai84CDM8wrdtsqeNLK9reKftiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121262752408411952005-07-13T08:51:00.000-05:002005-07-13T08:52:32.416-05:00

Saw this article titled, "'P. Diddy' Resolves Random House Suit." In a related story, "Two injured at Random House from apparent drive-by shooting."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050713/ap_en_ot/diddy_random_house

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121196049585968752005-07-12T14:19:00.000-05:002005-07-12T14:20:49.590-05:00

Saw this article titled, "White House: Bush Has Confidence in Rove." He has to, Rove's hand is so far up Bush's ass. It's the only way he can work the puppet's mouth.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050712/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cia_leak_investigation_19;_ylt=Ar0T5imtWb6lGK4zqtZDtCNZJ_wA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121088403838616522005-07-11T08:25:00.000-05:002005-07-11T08:26:43.843-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Morgan Stanley Co-President Steps Down." Apparently, the company will now be called, Morgan.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050711/ap_on_bi_ge/morgan_stanley_president

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121016889061458432005-07-10T12:33:00.000-05:002005-07-10T12:34:49.066-05:00

Saw this article titled, "450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey," in which, "First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported." Hopefully, they won't lose sleep over it. "I'm counting one, two, three..."http://

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1121004208226562912005-07-10T09:01:00.000-05:002005-07-10T09:03:28.233-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Rice: Talks With N. Korea Just a Start." In a related story, "Singer Taco: Talks With Mexico Just a Start." In a related story, "Band Aha: Talks With Sherlock Holmes Just a Start."http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050710/ap_on_re_as/koreas_nuclear

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120921467076135652005-07-09T10:02:00.000-05:002005-07-09T10:04:27.083-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Doctors Specializing in Treating Teens," in which, "When 16-year-old Marissa Skembo sees her doctor, she jokes that their conversation can go beyond typical ailments to include anything a teen might encounter — "drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll."" Of course, this is what she hears - drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll. What's said, however, is something like this: "Let me give you these

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120917729731508942005-07-09T09:00:00.000-05:002005-07-09T09:02:09.736-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Trump Trying to Buy Land He Already Owns." In a related story, "Trump's hair is on too tight."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050708/ap_on_bi_ge/trump_bankruptcy

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120829906371463302005-07-08T08:37:00.000-05:002005-07-08T08:38:26.376-05:00

Saw this article titled, "David Lee Roth to replace Howard Stern." In a related story, "Howard Stern was once the lead singer of Van Halen."http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050707/en_nm/media_stern_dc

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120740147021727182005-07-07T07:40:00.000-05:002005-07-07T07:42:27.026-05:00

Saw this article titled, "A real nightmare..." in which, "A teenage sleepwalker was rescued after being found fast asleep 130 feet up on the arm of a crane, police said Wednesday." In a statement, the teenager snored, "I'm sad I'm not a teenage sleepfucker. I might have found myself up the arm of a pervert."http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050706/od_nm/britain_sleepwalker_dc;_ylt=

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120660496747536422005-07-06T09:33:00.000-05:002005-07-06T09:35:54.050-05:00

Saw this article titled, "World Leaders Gather for G-8 Summit." Bush's plan, when he heard G-8, according to aides, is to quickly yell out, "Bingo, what do I win?"http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050706/ap_on_re_eu/summit_7;_ylt=AtYeSE14z2WqGyGNl3yCWE_.ucsA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120657209542346292005-07-06T08:38:00.000-05:002005-07-06T08:40:09.546-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Bush: Abortion Won't Decide Court Nominee." According to Bush, "Unless of course, the nominee's mother had an abortion. Then, it would decide it, because we can't have an aborted fetus in the court. Heh Heh Heh, Cheney!"http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050706/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120587128176905032005-07-05T13:10:00.000-05:002005-07-05T13:12:08.183-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Bush Drops a Few Clues About New Justice." In a related story, "Blue's Clues will have guest appearances."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050705/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_scotus_clues

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120487203625334222005-07-04T09:25:00.000-05:002005-07-04T09:27:51.573-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Fewer Campers at U.S. National Parks." That's because the majority of them come up missing.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050703/ap_on_re_us/unhappy_campers

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120412788707186372005-07-03T12:39:00.000-05:002005-07-03T12:46:28.713-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Small Plane Violates Camp David Airspace." Apparently, it said, "Who's your daddy?" and then left, only to never have called again. Camp David is known to have gone through therapy and is now a spokesperson for violated airspaces.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050703/ap_on_re_us/brf_airspace_violated

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120403776222096312005-07-03T10:14:00.000-05:002005-07-03T10:16:16.226-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Wildfires Pose Danger to Desert Tortoise," in which, "Wildfires burning in the Southwest are threatening federally protected desert tortoises, further stressing a species that already has lost much of its population to drought." It's a good thing the tortoises are fast moving!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050702/ap_on_sc/desert_tortoise_1

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120309424313677522005-07-02T08:02:00.000-05:002005-07-02T08:03:44.320-05:00

Saw this article titled, "We're going to eat out of a WHAT?" in which, "It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that." According to one diner, he said, "it's a fine idea, I just think the food tastes like shit."http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050630/od_nm/taiwan_toilet_dc;_

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120231221839482122005-07-01T10:19:00.000-05:002005-07-01T10:20:21.846-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Going after smokers' sex lives," in which, "The British government launched a series of tough anti-cigarette adverts Friday with the message that smoking is bad for your sex life because it makes men impotent and women ugly." Thank God there's alcohol. Drink up!http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050701/od_nm/health_smoking_dc;_ylt=ApOUiGps4QtUKLw86KeCSGntiBIF;_ylu=

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120082425149843262005-06-29T16:59:00.000-05:002005-06-29T17:00:25.156-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Tom Cruise says he believes in aliens." That's because he is an alien... in love. Woo!http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050629/od_nm/germany_cruise_dc;_ylt=AhsJbxHe6mQHyJzwYUR9Jd_tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1120046788292814212005-06-29T07:05:00.000-05:002005-06-29T07:06:28.300-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Nick Carter Cops to DUI." Oh my God he's back again.... yeah, yeah.http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20050628/112001682000.html

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1119991873415169452005-06-28T15:49:00.000-05:002005-06-28T15:51:13.420-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Bioterror Report on Milk Concerns Feds." In other news, "Government finds new ways for airport screeners to grope women."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050628/ap_on_sc/bioterrorism_vs_science_1;_ylt=Avavtc0_4DMDYPLpYAvjP2vPl.0A;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08541566980563426411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7144816.post-1119980625458351402005-06-28T12:41:00.000-05:002005-06-28T12:43:45.466-05:00

Saw this article titled, "Bush to Argue for Staying Course in Iraq." Apparently, seen practicing crossing arms, tapping foot and curling bottom lip under. According to a spokesperson, "Bush has almost perfected saying, 'Nah, nah, na, boo, boo, stick your head in doo, doo,' And, 'If you don't like it, I'm taking my ball and going home.'"http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050628/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_13;_

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