It's not real, I promise.

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Forget the program, that's bathroom time.

Saw this site for commercial office chairs. You know, the chairs you watch while the Superbowl is on.

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I need to file a claim.

Saw this site for car insurance quotes. I'm thinking I better not get into an accident before I click here - BAM!

Be more original.

Saw this site for mother's day flowers. Because your mother wants flowers and your father wants a tie. Just like society likes it - traditional.