My number is on speed dial.

I just read an article about a software company that can turn your cell phone into an adult sex toy. Apparently, you can download into your phone this software (similar to the way you can download ring tones) and with a flick of the switch, your phone becomes a vibrator that you can use for your own pleasure. I can only imagine this voice mail. "I can't come to my phone right now because I’m coming to my phone right now."